...and their inventing this silly, wasteful game called 'golf'
...and their ugly, wasteful gardens
...and their role as the biggest drug pushers in the history of mankind
...and their boring BBC-TV programs
...and their bad low-flying-vertical-takeoff Harrier planes
...and their stupid left-side driving
...and their violent hooligans
...and their taste for vinegar potato chips
...and their horrible Marmite
...and their butt-ugly Royal family
...and their incredibly silly national anthem
...and their sarcasm and their political system which makes the Dark Ages democratic
...and their obnoxious electricity plugs
...and their backyard homocidal tendencies
...and their taste for killing 2-year olds
...and their stiff upper lips
...and the acid rain they are sending everyone
...and their stupid coal miners
...and their fish 'n' chips
...and their dangerous, clunky, old nuclear plants
...and their contempt for anything not english
...and their umbrellas
...and their awful mint sauce
...and their ridiculous lawns
...and their funny-looking police uniforms
...and their acid-houses
...and their east-end bore the viewer shows
...and their fox-hunting
...and their aristocratic image
...and their dry biscuits
...and their fear of the Euro-tunnel
...and their sad life.