Net Pearls

We are all collectors here.

In the endless bandwidth being used daily by the buzzing data-pipelines of the Internet (good buzzword use here heh), I have come across some very inspiring to say the least pieces of text. These I now present to you so that you also may rejoice for the endless heights of the online existence.

Please keep in mind that this is not meant to be offensive. Flames are just used by Net-Heads to show off and should not by any means be taken seriously.

• alt.flame newsgroup post for the british by some Swedes (Controversial). A perfect example of a flame.
• The infamous Computer Experts Glossary
• The also infamous Cyber-ballistic podiatry document
• Bart's punishments on the blackboard
• Bart's crank calls to Moe's bar
• Parody of "The Scouring of the Shire" chapter of the "Lord Of The Rings"